1. college: Why should we accept you
    2. me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
    3. college: damn son you in
  1. (Source: yehitslogan, via barack-obottm)

  2. shadownote349:







    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true


    Oh my god

    last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    Never gonna not reblog this.

    (Source: the-inspired-lesbian, via suprarationality)


  3. internetexplwhorer:

    look at the stars, look how they shine for you


    (via gaycave)

  4. (Source: angryblackman, via jturn)

  5. thahalfrican:


    …. What

    pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

    (Source: glukauf, via gaycave)

  6. toinfinityandbeyonce:


    (Source: diablougly, via joshpeck)

  7. (via decisivo)

  8. (Source: milestellers, via gaycave)

  9. panarriqueno:



    Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

    (via gaycave)

  10. uaruto:

    *tries to drink water* *chokes on a fucking flower* this was such a good idea

    (Source: c0nfus, via official-bae)

  11. (Source: maxtonmen, via gaycave)

  12. disposable-spleen:

    To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

    (Source: hurried, via sirlightbulb)

  13. (Source: nikolaijai, via gaycave)


  14. hunnnnie:

    I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
    Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

    (via joshpeck)